Write without pay until somebody offers to pay.
Steal a chicken if you get a chance, Huck, because if you don't want it, someone else does and a good deed ain't never forgotten.
Ignorance is not not knowin' - Ignorance is knowin' what ain't so.
God created war so that Americans would learn geography.
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.