Man is a marvelous curiosity...he thinks he is the Creator's pet...he even believes the Creator loves him; has passion for him; sits up nights to admire him; yes and watch over him and keep him out of trouble. He prays to him and thinks he listens. Isn't it a quaint idea.

There are 869 different forms of lying, but only one of them has been squarely forbidden. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.

As one boy said, 'I was thinking all these horrible thoughts about my parents when suddenly it hit me-if they're all that bad, how come I'm so wonderful'

If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?

What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

When the human race has once acquired a superstition, nothing short of death is ever likely to remove it.

Truth is such a precious article - let us all economize in its use.