Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.

Never knew before what eternity was made for. It is to give some of us a chance to learn German.

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a really beautiful woman is after considerable acquaintance with her; and the rule applies to Niagara Falls, to majestic mountains, and to mosques-especially to mosques.

From the dome of St. Peter's one can see every notable object in Rome... He can see a panorama that is varied, extensive, beautiful to the eye, and more illustrious in history than any other in Europe.

I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating.

Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. It's like feeding a dog on his own tail. It won't fatten the dog.