A banquet is probably the most fatiguing thing in the world except ditchdigging. It is the insanest of all recreations. The inventor of it overlooked no detail that could furnish weariness, distress, harassment, and acute and long-sustained misery of mind and body.
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
That optimist of yours is always ready to turn hell's backyard into a play-ground.
The heart is the real fountain of youth.
I have too much respect for the truth to drag it out on every trifling occasion.
Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail.