Christianity will doubtless still survive in the earth ten centuries hence- stuffed and in a museum.

I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind & keep them shut by force.

The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creatures that cannot.

To trust the God of the Bible is to trust an irascible, vindictive, fierce and ever fickle and changeful master.

Leaving out the gamblers, the burglars, and the plumbers, perhaps we do put our trust in God after a fashion. But, after all, it is an overstatement. If the cholera or black plague should come to these shores, perhaps the bulk of the nation would pray to be delivered from it, but the rest would put their trust in The Health Board.

The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.

God's noblest work. Man who found it out? Man.