I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
One is apt to overestimate beauty when it is rare
A proud man is one who waits for a vacancy in the Trinity.
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
If you had made the acquiring of ignorance the study of your life, you could not have graduated with higher honor than you could to-day.