Until I came to New Mexico, I never realized how much beauty water adds to a river.

Good fathers not only tell us how to live, they show us.

I like a good story well told. That is the reason I am sometimes forced to tell them myself.

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

[The Bible is] a mass of fables and traditions, mere mythology.

If you will notice, there is seldom a telegram in a paper which fails to show up one or more members & beneficiaries of our Civilization as promenading with his shirt-tail up & the rest of his regalia in the wash.

Simplified spelling is all right, but, like chastity, you can carry it too far.