What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

If all men were rich, all men would be poor.

She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.

A railroad is like a lie you have to keep building it to make it stand.

I hope all of us may eventually be together in everlasting peace and bliss -- except the inventor of the #‎ telephone .

The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.

Wagner has some great moments, but a lot of miserable half hours.