What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.

If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.

How empty is theory in the presence of fact!

Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.

God cures and the doctor sends the bill.

Let me make the superstitions of a nation and I care not who makes its laws or its songs either.