If we could imagine such a man, that is a man who could invent the fly and send him out on his mission and furnish him with his orders: Depart into the uttermost corners of the earth and, diligently do your appointed work. Persecute the sick child, settle upon its eyes, its face, its hands, and gnaw and pester and sting, worry and fret and madden the worn and tried mother who watches by the child and humbly prays for mercy and relief with the pathetic faith of the deceived and the unteachable.

We can't reach old age by another man's road.

Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

I hope all of us may eventually be together in everlasting peace and bliss -- except the inventor of the #‎ telephone .

Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.

For all the talk you hear about knowledge being such a wonderful thing, instinct is worth forty of it for real unerringness.