When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

All good things arrive unto them that wait - and don't die in the meantime.

I am not an American. I am the American.

Don't just sit there and worry. Be proactive. Do something - anything - about what's worrying you so you can gain information, focus and control over the situation. I've suffered a great many catastrophes in my life. Most of them never happened.

When politics enter into municipal government, nothing resulting therefrom in the way of crimes and infamies is then incredible. It actually enables one to accept and believe the impossible.

If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?