Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.

Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble.

I simply can't resist a cat, particularly a purring one.

Some things you can't find out; but you will never know you can't by guessing and supposing: no, you have to be patient and go on experimenting until you find out that you can't find out.

I purpose publishing these Letters here in the world before I return to you. Two editions. One, unedited, for Bible readers and their children; the other, expurgated, for persons of refinement

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.