Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

The lightning there is peculiar; it is so convincing, that when it strikes a thing it doesn't leave enough of that thing behind for you to tell whether-Well, you'd think it was something valuable, and a Congressman had been there.

I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

Of course, no man is entirely in his right mind at any time.

A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.

Patriotism is merely a religion-love of country, worship of country, devotion to the country's flag and honor and welfare.

The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it.