I am not interested to know whether vivisection produces results that are profitable to the human race or doesn't...The pain which it inflicts upon unconsenting animals is the basis of my enmity toward it, and it is to me sufficient justification of the enmity without looking further.

Bridgeport?" Said I. "Camelot," Said he.

The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.

A mine is a hole in the ground with a liar on top.

You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends

One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.

As to the adjective: when in doubt, strike it out.