I am not interested to know whether vivisection produces results that are profitable to the human race or doesn't...The pain which it inflicts upon unconsenting animals is the basis of my enmity toward it, and it is to me sufficient justification of the enmity without looking further.

If we should deal out justice only, in this world, who would escape? No, it is better to be generous, and in the end more profitable, for it gains gratitude for us, and love.

Principles aren't of much account anyway, except at election time. After that you hang them up to let them season.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

I like a thin book because it will Steady a Table, a leather volume because it will Strop a Razor, and a heavy book because it can be Thrown at a Cat.

The law of work seems unfair, but nothing can change it; the more enjoyment you get out of your work, the more money you will make.

The weakest of all weak things is a virtue that has not been tested in the fire.