Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.
A proud man is one who waits for a vacancy in the Trinity.
When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.
If I had more time, I would have written less.
For all the talk you hear about knowledge being such a wonderful thing, instinct is worth forty of it for real unerringness.
I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey.