Not all the Greek runners in the original Olympics were totally naked. Some wore shoes.

It is easy to see that the inventor of the heaven did not originate the idea, but copied it from the show-ceremonies of some sorry little sovereign State up in the back settlements of the Orient somewhere.

Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life.

Tomorrow night I appear for the first time before a Boston audience - 4000 critics.

I persuaded him to throw the dirk away; and it was as easy as persuading a child to give up some bright fresh new way of killing itself.

Life is short, break the rules.

Humorists of the 'mere' sort cannot survive. Humor is only a fragrance, a decoration.