The new political gospel: public office is private graft.
When in doubt tell the truth. It will confound your enemies and astound your friends.
Don't look at the world with your hands in your pockets. To write about it you have to reach out and touch it.
It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected.
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
In all my travels the thing that has impressed me the most is the universal brotherhood of man-what there is of it.