Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.

...mastery of the art and spirit of the Germanic language enables a man to travel all day in one sentence without changing cars.

Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

We can achieve what we can conceive and believe.

Conformity—the natural instinct to passively yield to that vague something recognized as authority.

You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.