A gentleman is a man who can play the banjo, but doesn't.
If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.
The world has corrected the Bible. The church never corrects it; and also never fails to drop in at the tail of the procession-and take the credit of the correction.
Do your duty today and repent tomorrow.
The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.
And I urge upon you this - which I think is wisdom - if you find you can't make seventy by any but an uncomfortable road, don't you go.