Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.

When one reads Bibles, one is less surprised at what the Deity knows than at what He doesn't know.

The solution to our water problems is more rain.

A few fly bites cannot stop a spirited horse.

There is no such thing as a new idea. It is impossible. We simply take a lot of old ideas and put them into a sort of mental kaleidoscope. We give them a turn and they make new and curious combinations. We keep on turning and making new combinations indefinitely; but they are the same old pieces of colored glass that have been in use through all the ages.