If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times.

What marriage is to morality, a properly conducted licensed liquor traffic is to sobriety.

Being rich ain't what it's cracked up to be. It's just worry and worry, and sweat and sweat, and a-wishing you was dead all the time.

Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.

Love is madness, if thwarted it develops fast.

Ah, that shows you the power of music, that magician of magician, who lifts his wand and says his mysterious word and all things real pass away and the phantoms of your mind walk before you clothed in flesh.

Don't explain your author, read him right and he explains himself.