The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow.

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

Do you reckon Tom Sawyer was satisfied after all them adventures?

Patriotism is usually the refuge of the scoundrel. He is the man who talks the loudest.

We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world and it's efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read-

Every time I read a Jane Austen novel, I feel like a bartender at the gates of heaven.