I do not like an injurious lie, except when it injures somebody else.

Never knew before what eternity was made for. It is to give some of us a chance to learn German.

Simple rules for saving money: To save half, when you are fired by an eager impulse to contribute to a charity, wait and count to forty. To save three quarters, count sixty. To save all, count sixty-five.

Memories which someday will become all beautiful when the last annoyance that encumbers them shall have faded out of our minds.

There will never be a "perfect" time to quit smoking. A time when you don't have any distractions or stress... If you had started today one year ago, this would not even be an issue for you today! Don't waste another year!

A marriage...makes of two fractional lives a whole; it gives to two purposeless lives a work, and doubles the strength of each to perform it; it gives to two questioning natures a reason for living, and something to live for; it will give a new gladness to the sunshine, a new fragrance to the flowers, a new beauty to the earth, and a new mystery to life.

The law of work seems unfair, but nothing can change it; the more enjoyment you get out of your work, the more money you will make.