It is higher and nobler to be kind.
There are several kinds of stories, but only one difficult kind-the humorous.
It was a place of sin, loose women, whiskey and gambling. It was no place for a good Presbyterian, and I did not long remain one.
If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.
Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than Methuselah saw in his whole lifetime.
All I care to know about a man is that he is a human being... he can't be any worse.