My heart goes out to anyone who is making his first appearance before an audience of human beings.

No church property is taxed and so the infidel and the atheist and the man without religion are taxed to make up the deficit.

I prefer milk because I am a Prohibitionist, but I do not go to it for inspiration.

The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it.

The work that is really a man's own work is play and not work at all.

There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.

School gets in the way of my learning.