Public Servant: Persons chosen by the people to distribute the graft.

To be vested with enormous authority is a fine thing; but to have the on-looking world consent to it is finer.

As for the dinosaur - But Noah's conscience was easy; it was not named in his cargo list and he and the boys were not aware that there was such a creature. He said he could not blame himself for not knowing about the dinosaur, because it was an American animal and America had not then been discovered.

When you feel like tellin a feller to go to the devil - tell him to go to Chicago - it'll anser every purpose, and is perhaps, a leetle more expensive.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Are you so unobservant as not to have found out that sanity and happiness are an impossible combination?

Well - Patriotism has its laws. And it also is a perfectly definite one, there are not vaguenesses about it. It commands that the brother over the border shall be sharply watched and brought to book every time he does us a hurt or offends us with an insult.