Public Servant: Persons chosen by the people to distribute the graft.

An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.

I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey.

At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass

There is a sumptuous variety about the New England weather... In the spring I have counted one hundred and twenty-six different kinds of weather inside of four and twenty hours.

The more I know people, the more I love my dog.

He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.