It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.

Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion--several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven....The higher animals have no religion. And we are told that they are going to be left out in the Hereafter. I wonder why? It seems questionable taste.

Human Beings are the only animals that blush, or need to.

If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.

A sense of humor is the one thing no one will admit to not having.

Travel is fatal to bigotry.

The minute we get reconciled to a person, how willing we are to throw aside little needless punctilios and pronounce his name right.