What a curious kind of fool a girl is. Never been licked in school. What's a licking?
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
Simple rules for saving money: To save half, when you are fired by an eager impulse to contribute to a charity, wait and count to forty. To save three quarters, count sixty. To save all, count sixty-five.
When you catch an adjective, kill it.
Often a quite assified remark becomes sanctified by use and petrified by custom; it is then a permanency, its term of activity a geologic period.