We never knew an ignorant person yet but was prejudiced.
The waves most washed me off the raft sometimes, but I hadn't any clothes on, and didn't mind.
....try the mustard, - a man can't know what turnips are in perfection without mustard.
It is hard enough luck being a monarch, without being a target also.
Humor is the good natured side of a truth.
The existing phrasebooks are inadequate. They are well enough as far as they go, but when you fall down and skin your leg they don't tell you what to say.