If the world ends, I'll just head on down to Kentucky because they're always 20 years behind.
Hero: Person in a book who does things which he can't and girl marries him for it.
If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.
Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed
God pours out love upon all with a lavish hand -- but He reserves vengeance for His very own.
It is human to exaggerate the merits of the dead.