I do not like work even when someone else is doing it.
Women cannot receive even the most palpably judicious suggestion without arguing it; that is, married women.
The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.
He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.
I can live for two months on a good compliment.
Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made (man) is the most detestable. Of the entire brood, he is the only one... that possesses malice. He is the only creature that inflicts pain for sport, knowing it to be pain.