Authorship is not a trade, it is an inspiration; authorship does not keep an office, its habitation is all out under the sky, and everywhere the winds are blowing and the sun is shining and the creatures of God are free.

The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad - but whiskey!

It is better to be alone than unwelcome. - Eve

Humor is tragedy plus time.

If one is honest there is no need to remember.

The only difference between reality and fiction is that fiction needs to be credible.

The person who has no opinion will seldom be wrong.