A dream...I was trying to explain to St. Peter, and was doing it in the German tongue, because I didn't want to be too explicit.
Mark TwainThere are some natures which never grow large enough to speak out and say a bad act is a bad act, until they have inquired into the politics or the nationality of the man who did it.
Mark TwainThe only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
Mark Twain