To lose your prejudices you must travel.

A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms.

Words can bruise and break hearts, and minds as well. There are no black and blue marks, no broken bones to put in plaster casts, and therefore no prison bars for the offender.

Most people who make movies are in real life a bitter disappointment. I, on the other hand, am so much better in real life.

A new kind of award has been added -- the deathbed award. It is not an award of any kind. Either the recipient has not acted at all, or was not nominated, or did not win the award the last few times around. It is intended to relieve the guilty conscience of the Academy members and save face in front of the public. The Academy has the horrible taste to have a star, choking with emotion, present this deathbed award so that there can be no doubt in anybody's mind why the award is so hurriedly given. Lucky is the actor who is too sick to watch the proceedings on television.

...it gives you the impression that every day is Sunday.

It's the friend you call up at four o'clock in the morning that really matters.