I'm not an actress, I'm a personality.

For women, beauty is more important than the mind, because the man is easier to watch than to think.

I have a child and I've made a few people happy. That is all.

There comes a time when suddenly you realize that laughter is something you remember and that you were the one laughing.

Don't follow it blindly into every dark alley. Always remember that you are not a model or a mannequin for which the fashion is created.

Do let him read the papers. But not while you accusingly tiptoe around the room, or perch much like a silent bird of prey on the edge of your most uncomfortable chair. (He will read them anyway, and he should read them, so let him choose his own good time.) Don't make a big exit. Just go. But kiss him quickly, before you go, otherwise he might think you are angry; he is used to suspecting he is doing something wrong.

Soft drinks: The gooey, bubbly sea drowning our American children.