H is for Hardware store: I'd rather go to the hardware store than the opera. And I like the opera.

Soft drinks: The gooey, bubbly sea drowning our American children.

I'm not an actress, I'm a personality.

He [Ernest Hemingway] is gentle, as all real men are gentle; without tenderness, a man is uninteresting.

In language gender is particularly confusing. Why, please, should a table be male in German, female in French, and castrated in English?

The British have an umbilical cord which has never been cut and through which tea flows constantly. It is curious to watch them in times of sudden horror, tragedy or disaster. The pulse stops apparently, and nothing can be done, and not one move made, until a “nice cup of tea” is quickly made. There is no question that it brings solace and does steady the mind. What a pity all countries are not.

[On Las Vegas:] I love that town. No clocks. No locks. No restrictions.