H is for Hardware store: I'd rather go to the hardware store than the opera. And I like the opera.

Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs.

I have a child and I've made a few people happy. That is all.

The British have an umbilical cord which has never been cut and through which tea flows constantly. It is curious to watch them in times of sudden horror, tragedy or disaster. The pulse stops apparently, and nothing can be done, and not one move made, until a “nice cup of tea” is quickly made. There is no question that it brings solace and does steady the mind. What a pity all countries are not.

On Teasing : Teach your teen-age daughters not to tease boys into physical desire. You might save their lives.

There comes a time when suddenly you realize that laughter is something you remember and that you were the one laughing.

What a man notices first about a woman is whether she notices him.