Don't follow it blindly into every dark alley. Always remember that you are not a model or a mannequin for which the fashion is created.

I'm not an actress, I'm a personality.

A new kind of award has been added -- the deathbed award. It is not an award of any kind. Either the recipient has not acted at all, or was not nominated, or did not win the award the last few times around. It is intended to relieve the guilty conscience of the Academy members and save face in front of the public. The Academy has the horrible taste to have a star, choking with emotion, present this deathbed award so that there can be no doubt in anybody's mind why the award is so hurriedly given. Lucky is the actor who is too sick to watch the proceedings on television.

Until they come to see us from their planet, I wait patiently. I hear them saying: Don't call us, we'll call you.

Most people who make movies are in real life a bitter disappointment. I, on the other hand, am so much better in real life.

It's the friend you call up at four o'clock in the morning that really matters.

Soft drinks: The gooey, bubbly sea drowning our American children.