Mafia is the best example of capitalism we have.
An actor's a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening.
Most of the successful people in Hollywood are failures as human beings.
I don't stretch my hand out anymore, but I never get tired of waiting for the next magic.
With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close. Like catching snakes.
The four pillars of wisdom that support journalistic endeavors are: lies, stupidity, money-grubbing, and ethical irresponsibility.