Would people applaud me if I was a good plumber?

An actor's a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening.

If you want something from an audience, you give blood to their fantasies. It's the ultimate hustle.

Hollywood is run by Jews, it is owned by Jews.

People around me never say anything. They just seem to want to hear what I have to say. That's why I do all the talking.

Ask most kids about details about Auschwitz or about how the American Indians were assassinated as a people and they don't know anything about it. They don't want to know anything. Most people just want their beer or their soap opera or their lullaby.

‎We only have so many faces in our pockets