Working with any actor is like working with a monkey.

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

People around me never say anything. They just seem to want to hear what I have to say. That's why I do all the talking.

I have decided to tell the story of my life as best I can, so that my children can separate the truth from the myths that others have created about me, as myths are created about everyone swept up in the turbulent and distorting maelstrom of celebrity in our culture.

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money.

Acting, in general, is something most people think they're incapable of, but they do it from morning to night. The subtlest acting I've ever seen is by ordinary people trying to show they feel something they don't, or trying to hide something. It's something everyone learns at an early age.

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis.