If we are not our brother's keeper, at least let us not be his executioner.

The most repulsive thing you could ever imagine is the inside of a camel's mouth. That and watching a girl eat octopus or squid.

I have decided to tell the story of my life as best I can, so that my children can separate the truth from the myths that others have created about me, as myths are created about everyone swept up in the turbulent and distorting maelstrom of celebrity in our culture.

If the expenditure of money for entertainment in America is any indication of taste, clearly the majority of us are addicted to trash.

It really don't matter what you're thinking about, as long as you're thinking about something.

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money.