Food has always been my friend. When I wanted to feel better or had a crisis in my life, I opened the icebox.

If you want something from an audience, you give blood to their fantasies. It's the ultimate hustle.

Do you remember when Marilyn Monroe died? Everybody stopped work, and you could see all that day the same expressions on their faces, the same thought: ‘How can a girl with success, fame, youth, money, beauty . . . how could she kill herself?’ Nobody could understand it because those are the things that everybody wants, and they can’t believe that life wasn’t important to Marilyn Monroe, or that her life was elsewhere

Would people applaud me if I was a good plumber?

An actor's a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening.

You've seen every single race besmirched, but you never saw an unfavorable image of a kike because the Jews are ever watchful for that. They never allowed it to be shown on the screen!

‎We only have so many faces in our pockets