The military mind has one aim, and that is to make soldiers react as mechanically as possible. They want the same predictability in a man as they do in a telephone or a machine gun, and they train their soldiers to act as a unit, not as individuals.

I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass.

Most writers write haphazardly. The actor is fighting unjustified words all the time.

If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.

Acting is the expression of a neurotic impulse. It's a bum's life. Quitting acting, that's the sign of maturity.

Mafia is the best example of capitalism we have.

I thank you for not snoring.