The most repulsive thing you could ever imagine is the inside of a camel's mouth. That and watching a girl eat octopus or squid.

I believe I did what honor dictated and that belief sustains me, except for a slight desire to be dead which I'm sure will pass.

Would people applaud me if I was a good plumber?

Never surrender to the momentum of mediocrity.

All I want to be is normally insane.

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money.

If you want something from an audience, you give blood to their fantasies. It's the ultimate hustle.