All I want to be is normally insane.

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money.

‎We only have so many faces in our pockets

Never surrender to the momentum of mediocrity.

Only the one who walks his own way can't be overtaken.

I thank you for not snoring.

With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close. Like catching snakes.