An actor must interpret life, and in order to do so he must be willing to accept all experiences that life can offer.

Would people applaud me if I was a good plumber?

Hey, you wanna hear my philosophy of life? Do it to him before he does it to you.

I have eyes like those of a dead pig.

Acting is the least mysterious of all crafts. Whenever we want something from somebody or when we want to hide something or pretend, we're acting. Most people do it all day long.

I only mean forty per cent of what I say.

Hollywood is run by Jews, it is owned by Jews.