I wasn't paraded around for sale at all. My mother wasn't into that.

I wouldnt say Malkovich is totally insane, but hes not living in the real world. Hes living in his world, which is a fine world to live in apparently.

Woke up this morning to the incredible news that I was nominated for an Emmy, and a shower full of dog poop. Apparently my dog is so excited, she has explosive diarrhea. I truly could not be more thankful to the Emmy voters for including me in this brilliant company of extraordinary women. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go clean up an enormous amount of dog poop out of my shower. Yay!

A lot of people in this country right now are living with multiple generations under one roof, struggling to make ends meet.

It's an unusual situation for me to be working and making a living.

It's important to me if I'm having a good time than I feel like the work is better. The quality of it is better and my level of interest is higher.

It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a straight man or foil.