One of the unseen benefits of having children is that they deliver you from your own selfishness. There's no going back.
Martin AmisInsects are what neurosis would sound like, if neurosis could make a noise with its nose.
Martin AmisThe universe is a million billion light-years wide, and every inch of it would kill you if you went there. This is the position of the universe with regards to human life.
Martin AmisThe egotism of people who are eminent without being in the least distinguished and somehow feeling that's their due - that seems to me to be a peculiarly English phenomenon.
Martin Amis