The biggest issue on software teams is making sure everyone understands what everyone else is doing.

I can only think of so many good ideas in a week. Having other people contribute makes my life easier.

I can't choose whether someone is offended by my actions. I can choose whether I care.

Comparing to another activity is useful if it helps you formulate questions, it's dangerous when you use it to justify answers.

So I hope I’ve made clear that imposing agile methods is a very red flag.

Now I'm a pretty lazy person and am prepared to work quite hard in order to avoid work.

Comprehensiveness is the enemy of comprehensibility.