Never in the annals of software engineering was so much owed by so many to so few lines of code

So I hope I’ve made clear that imposing agile methods is a very red flag.

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

Comprehensiveness is the enemy of comprehensibility.

I can't choose whether someone is offended by my actions. I can choose whether I care.

If you're afraid to change something it is clearly poorly designed.

Now I'm a pretty lazy person and am prepared to work quite hard in order to avoid work.