I am of a different mind ten times in the course of a day. But I resist the devil, and often it is with a fart that I chase him away. When he tempts me with silly sins I say, 'Devil, yesterday I broke wind too. Have you written it down on your list?

Music is a fair and glorious gift of God. I am strongly persuaded that after theology, there is no art which can be placed on the level with music.

A man cannot do good before he is made good.

A gospel that doesn't deal with the issues of the day is not the gospel at all.

If the earth is fit for laughter then surely heaven is filled with it. Heaven is the birthplace of laughter.

Faith must trample under foot all reason, sense, and understanding.

It is the duty of a prudent minister of God to hold his ministry in honor and to see to it that it is respected by those who are in his charge. Moreoever, it is the duty of a faithful minister not to exceed his powers and not to abuse his office in pride, but, rather, to administer it for the benefit of his subjects.