I try to not get to the point where one is making wallpaper, or simply painting money. I want to make sure that I am at least trying to weigh myself down, that there's a challenge each time.

Music helps set a romantic mood. Imagine her surprise when you say, "We don't need a stereo - I have an accordion."

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

Why be influenced by a person when you already are one?

What's the point of cleaning up your act if you don't have an act?

Human beings are 70% water and with some the rest is colagen

Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.