Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
What's the point of cleaning up your act if you don't have an act?
Why be influenced by a person when you already are one?
If the real world is orange juice, then art is like orange-juice concentrate.
Yeah, I just finished a novel. Man those things take forever to read.