Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with
Music helps set a romantic mood. Imagine her surprise when you say, "We don't need a stereo - I have an accordion."
Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.
Hollywood is high school with money.
A cult following is a nice way of saying very few people like you.
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.