If the real world is orange juice, then art is like orange-juice concentrate.
Like a guide dog, paintings help you see.
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Music helps set a romantic mood. Imagine her surprise when you say, "We don't need a stereo - I have an accordion."
I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
I was involved in the Great Folk Music scare back in the sixties, when it almost caught on.